Dear President Ahmadinejad:

O Tempora! O Mores!

Look hard at where the fates have placed you! You are the President of a truly respected but a currently very unstable and dangerous modern nation. Its roots reach honorably and deeply into ancient history. But who can forget that during its early stages of unwarranted voracity, destiny chose instead to give it Alexander the Great. To subdue and dominate other nations is to be like a lecherous siren whose interests are generally and exclusively her own. Thankfully, true humanity serves understanding and compassionate divinities who dwell on a more celestial plane.

If like Don Quixote, you continue to see mortal enemies everywhere you look, it is inevitable that you will someday be sucked up by a windmill and thrust irretrievably into the darkest oblivion. But though your time is now short, be reminded that you still have a glorious and God willed opportunity to do more world wide good than you have ever imagined.

My advice to you is to cease maliciously taunting those nations and peoples you personally regard as your enemies and begin to do your earnest best to bring Iran and its confused and weary people into a community of nations that has long been ready to welcome and embrace it. Your place in the Pantheon of true leaders will be assured and Satan will no longer warmly await you.

A tie is not a cruciate symbol. Start wearing one again and be Presidential! (And let's spend more time in the library)

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